5 Reasons Why Psy's Wife Is One Lucky Lady

So, unless you've been living under a rock on Mars, you've probably heard of Gangnam Style, the hit K-pop song and dance performed by 34 year old South Korean rapper, Psy. Well, while doing my routine Wikipedia-stalking, I noticed that he is a married lad and a papa to two girls. At first, I couldn't believe it. I mean, who would have thunk that the guy who danced around in tight trousers with young models (both male and female) would be a proud father? But the more I thought about it, the more I realized that not only does he seem like the coolest dad EVER, but that his wife must live a more exciting life than Oprah. Which is hard to do. Cause she's Oprah.

1. You get to meet really cool celebrities

Psy taught Hugh Jackman how to dance. HUGH JACKMAN. Again, I repeat, HUGH FUCKING JACKMAN. Okay, you might not care as much as I clearly do, but so far he's met Britney Spears, Ryan Seacrest, Chris Brown, Miley Cyrus, Kathy Griffin, and that guy with the weird afro from LMFAO. And as his leading lady it is simply your obligation to accompany on his many famous people encounters. Even if he doesn't want you to.

Hugh Jackman is so beautiful I could Psy. Get it? Psy? Sigh? Anyone? 

2. You get to hang out with horses. Like, all the time.

If you've seen the video, you know what I'm talking about. Psy struts into a stable filled with majestic horses, and dances like he just don't care. And the horses just stand there and admire his awesomeness. It's obvious they're very chill creatures.

AYYY SESSY LADY!!

3. He will stop whatever he's doing to entertain you.

Every girl has depressing days where nothing exciting seems to be happening. If you're with Psy, whenever you're feeling bored, he'll immediately stop to sing to you. Whatever the activity may be, sleeping, eating, or sitting on the crapper, you're way more important to him.

My love for you is bigger than this dump I'm taking.

4. He's flexible (If you know what I mean).

Any 34 year old father than can dance like this is guaranteed to be a wildcat in bed.

Psy's sex face.

5. Every day is an action-musical-stoner movie.

Psy lives every day like a meth addict's daydreams. He wears colorful suits and bow ties, dances on the streets, and survives random explosions. He's basically a Nick Jr. character. And who doesn't want to marry a Nickelodeon character?

I love you THISSS much!