7 Funniest And Most Creative Halloween Costumes

Oh, Halloween. An excuse for sluts to dress like sluts and not get judged, and for pedophiles to say "Want some candy from my van?" and not get arrested. Pretty much, it's a moronic holiday. So, I have compiled a list of odd costumes for you to make the most out of this day. And if this still isn't enough for you, just dress up as me. All you'll need is a bottle of vodka, ten pounds of eye make up, ratty hair, sweat pants, and a manly voice. Add a little sarcasm and you're good to go.

1. Nudists on strike.

This is for those who are "too cool" to dress up. Not only does it require little effort, but it's pretty smart and funny.

To cool for school.

2. The Scream Cast

Guys, the Ghostface costume has gotten old. New idea? The actual characters. It's pretty simple. All you have to do is find a group of friends with clothes similar to those of the characters, and then drench your outfits in blood. One drawback, however, might be that since it's been 16 years since the original movie came out, not everyone will recognize the getup and just think you're a bunch of blood obsessed psychos. Which you probably are. So that's okay.

Lovin' the Tatum doggy door.

3. A Scream character

This is like number #2, except for people with no friends. No basically, people like me. But people with probably recognize it even less if you're not with the rest of the gang.

Surprise, Sidney...

4. A mommy and baby.

If you've seen Happy Endings, you'll find this funny. If you haven't, it's still funny. All you have to find is a girl that won't mind having your attached to her crotch. And a guy that doesn't mind walking on his knees all night. On the downside, you might have some issues with the whole going-to-the-bathroom situation. Also, watch Happy Endings. It's freakin' hilarious.

Try not to drink any fluids while in this.

5. Burlesque dancer after 40 years. And a couple whoppers. And large sodas. 

Some people might find this offensive, but to them you can just turn around and show them what they're missing.

Mmm... yummy.

6. Octomom.

It's hard to top this costume. All you need is caterpillar eyebrows, a mega duck-face, and watermelons stuffed into your shirt. 14 kids will probably help.

NEED. MORE. BEBEHS.

7. Monica Lewinsky

Possibly one of the most controversial and darkly hilarious costumes ever. Just get a blue dress and splash some milk on it. And lose all your pride.

You got a cigar?