5 Things Jess From "New Girl" Needs To Realize

Like many others across this wonderful nation, I am addicted to New Girl, the Fox sitcom starring Zooey Deschanel. It tells the tale of Jess, a former elementary teacher in her late 20's, who moves in with three male roommates who she met via Craigslist.

Her life is perfect. Okay, no it's not. But the way that she handles the bumps along the road in her life just make her that much cooler. Not to mention, her roommates are awesome! Who wouldn't want to live with those three guys? But, maybe it's due to her lovable innocence, there are a few things that she needs to realize before I punch a whole in my TV. Just kidding, I'd get grounded. But seriously. It'd make my day if she did.

1. Glasses need lenses to work.

Glasses are a big part of Jess' style. They perfectly suit her adorkable personality and enhance her blue eyes. BUT WHY DO THEY NEVER HAVE LENSES? Like, ever. I can assure you that 4 out of 5 eye doctors agree that lenses are necessary to improve your eye sight.

What are these lenses you speak of?

2. Winston exists. 

Okay, so I know we were all disgruntled by the random dissapearance of Coach after just one episode. But Winston needs some lovin' too! She always seems to focus on Nick, Schmidt, or Cece. Winston is just someone who she occasionally talks to when she has nothing to do.

How could you not love this?

3. There's a reason you were fired.

I know the principal said they the school was experiencing drastic budget cuts, but did she ever wonder if there was any other reasons she cut loose? Like, maybe... the fact that she rarely works? There were a couple episodes in season 1 that centered around her unstoppable passion for teaching children, but other than that, she's usually pulling lovable shenanigans around the apartment. Her daily routine has barely changed since she got fired.

My reaction when I get my report card.

4. Cece is the most loyal friend ever.

This week's episode centered around the fact that Cece is seemingly drifting apart. And this pissed me off. Because although I adore their friendship, it is usually Cece who is running to Jess' side and comforting her with her wise advice. So, Jess, I know Cece can be bratty sometimes, but she has always been there for you and you can't just punch her in the boob when she wants to party with other people.

GURLZ IN DA HOOD.

5. NICK IS YOUR SOUL MATE. BE WITH HIM ALREADY!

This is what everyone has been thinking for the past year. Nick is amazing. Jess is amazing. JUST DO IT ALREADY! They are complete opposites and yet always have the funniest, and oddly philosophical conversations ever. It is now in my bucket list to find my own Nick. Jess, you have now idea how happy you will make us fans if you just admit you two like each other.

Is this not the cutest picture ever??